Privacy Policy

This is the privacy policy of whoopsiewipes.net, the Whoopsie Wipes site. The short version: you can read every page here without telling us who you are. Nothing asks you to register, nothing builds a profile of you, and there is no list you can end up on.

What gets counted

The site keeps aggregate visit counts: which pages were opened, and when. Those numbers tell us that the page about newborns is read more in winter and the page about travel more in June, and that is the whole of what they tell us. They carry no names and they go nowhere else.

Write to us and the thread stays in the mailbox while your question is open. A half-answered letter with no history behind it is no use to either side.

The buying button

Every buying button opens our retail partner in a new tab with a code that says the visit started here. From that tab onward their privacy policy governs, not this one. Payment, delivery and returns happen at checkout with our retail partner, not on this site.

Children

Our wipes are for babies. This site is not: it is written for the adult who is choosing, paying and reading the pack count. We ask nothing of anybody, so nothing a child could type is collected here either.

Cookies

This site sets no advertising cookies and runs no ad network. Whatever our retail partner sets on their own pages is theirs to declare and yours to manage in your browser.

Questions

About this policy: cotton@whoopsiewipes.net.