Terms of Use

These terms cover whoopsiewipes.net. Using the site means reading its figures, holding them against your own changing table, your own child and your own bin, and following its links. They are written for that use and no other.

What this site is

This is the Whoopsie Wipes site: one dry cotton wipe in three pack sizes, with the count, the price per wipe and the size of the sheet printed where you can read them before you decide. It is a reference, not a checkout. Our retail partner takes the payment, ships the parcel and handles any return, and the contract of sale is formed there, on their terms.

Figures and photographs

Counts, sheet sizes, weights and prices come from our own product data. Prices move; the figure at the till is the one that counts, and where the two disagree the till wins. The price per wipe is the pack price divided by the number of wipes in it, and the number of days a pack lasts is worked out at twelve wipes a day, which is printed beside it. Your household will not be that household, and the arithmetic is there so you can redo it with your own number.

Skin, health and what a wipe is not

A wipe cleans skin. It does not treat it. Nothing on this site is medical advice, and the pages that touch diaper rash, newborn skin or eczema say so and link to the bodies that publish the guidance. A rash that is not going away, a fever, blisters, or a baby who is not producing wet diapers is a question for a pediatrician, not for a pack count. Where a page says a wipe is free of fragrance and preservatives, that is a statement about what is in the wipe: it is not a promise that no skin will ever react to cotton or to water.

Disposal

Our wipes are cotton and they are not designed for flushing. They go in the trash or an organic-waste bin, never down a toilet, whatever the toilet in question. The page on disposal explains why in some detail.

Questions

About these terms: cotton@whoopsiewipes.net.